Life.

"Hold on. Are those picture directions? Are those picture directions in English AND French? Let's see how well you follow French picture directions."


The box said it would take three minutes to assemble.
We challenged ourselves and followed the lovely French Ikea directions ( that were only pictures... ).


Three minutes. Go.



Ten minutes later;

"OH. No wonderrrr... I was following the directions out of order."


Son of a gun. Should've stuck with the English picture directions instead.
Mind you, the ONLY word on each of these pieces of paper was "ASSEMBLY" and "ASSEMBLAGE." Waste of paper.
Failed. Miserably.